I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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