i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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