Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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