Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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