the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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