i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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