he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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