We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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