next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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