yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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