the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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