yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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