Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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