if i can run in heels then i can drive
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
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