no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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