I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
