stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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