Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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