You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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