Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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