oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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