We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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