What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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