she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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