My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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