I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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