Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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