Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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