dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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