Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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