i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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