i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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