Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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