I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
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