so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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