Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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