Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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