I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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