i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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