any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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