similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
This house was built for laser tag.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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