Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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