At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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