If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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