This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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