Man, jail baloney is awful.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Randomize
