i think my mom watched the whole time
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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