Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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