so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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