How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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