In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
The power of my boobs compel you
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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